Jan 27, 2011

once upon a time. 6 o'clock in the morning...

6 pagi.
sikamat takde air.
ada keje korek jalan kat luar katanya.

air takde. mami kenot cook.
kita makan roti je la eh?
ok. jawabnya...

ambik sekeping.
sapu jam.
lipat.

nah!
satu utk kau...
satu utk aku...

tiba2...

eeeyeekkkkk!!!
disgustinggggg!!!

ohh!!!
salah botol.
soriiii anakku...
mami lemau sbb tak mandi...
dah la...
jom keluar awal kita cari donut.
Pada

51 comments:

  1. Cik JahJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    khakhakhak sapu tomyam paste atas roti....cam best kot? nanti cik jah nak try la resepi tijah :P

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    tak lama lagi ada la flavor baru jem...jem tomyam!hehehe..

    akak!ko mmg sempoi!

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  3. UnknownJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    hihihihi.....teringat pula satu hari adik saya datang rumah.

    Dia nak makan roti, tapi dan tanya saya, takde jem apa2 ke kak?

    Saya cakap ada simpan dalam peti tu.

    Tapi dia ni tak tahulah jenis macam mana, dlm peti tu ada kaya dan asam jawa adabi yang bekasnya hampir serupa. Dia pergi letak asam jawa tu kat roti dan ngap.

    Boleh pula dia tanya saya, jem apa ni kak masam je...hahahha.

    Adi saya umur 28 tahun tu...huhuhu.

    p/s: kalau sapu tomyam tu dan terus di ngap apalah rasanya ye...

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  4. { Miss Syahira }January 27, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    assalamualaikum kak tijah.

    euuww.. nasib baik perasan. kalau dah termakan tu tak pasal-pasal ada yang sakit perut tak sekolah.

    mana nak cari tandas? aiyooo.. rumah tak ada air. kihkihkih~

    p/s: ada orang tu pergi sekolah mandi tak? eh.

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  5. malinasiamJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    perghhhhh!!!!
    6pagi makan 'TOMYAM'

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  6. KasehJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    wakakakaka...ko nih tj..

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  7. Madam SooyareeJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    Hahahah... jangan lupa tambah serbuk serai sekali!

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  8. kakngahJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    mami potong stim ah...

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  9. hanieJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    hahahaha melampau tauuuu kak tij...

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  10. AzuerienaJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    perghhhh....dasattt...dasatttt....aper lahh rasanya mkn dengan roti....perghhh...seb baik x pengsannn....hahahaha

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  11. mAmAbuDaKJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:58 AM

    hooooooo berak tercirit kalu makn nih..

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  12. tujuhharisemingguJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    aiyoyooyyyooo kakak...
    tomyam... sib baik bukan pes mee bandung.... :p

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  13. TijahJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    cikjah
    rasa nak pitam cikjah oiii...


    puan capa
    kalu jam + peanut butter tu sedap la jugak kan?


    yus
    haahhaa. tu misti dia ingat kaya tu. kan kaya ngan asam jawa tu lebih kurang jer packing dia kan...


    syahira
    nasib baik dia tersedar di gigitan pertama. tak sempat telan pun lagi. dia kena kasik mandi...air tangki ada sikit lagi.


    momguess
    kellas kannn? kedai tomyam pun tak bukak lagi nok

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  14. UnknownJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    flavor terbaik utk roti kak... :)

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  15. afiqJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    sabar je la mami ni.

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  16. TijahJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    kaseh
    mak tak sengaja...huhu


    madam sooyaree
    nak tambah power hiris daun limau purut sekali kan?


    kngah
    bekoghut muko eh nahan masam tekau. hahaha


    hanie
    mami tak sengaja. huhu


    azueriena
    nasib baik bukan pes cili...


    mamabudak
    tak sempat telan. baru gigit sikit dia dah buang...;D


    7hariseminggu
    tu la kan. dah la kat dlm petiais tu mcm2 pes ada...

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  17. M.a.A.sJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    keh keh...kalau pekena dengan teh tarik mesti layan...heheheh

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  18. TijahJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    pn confused
    lain kali nak selamat cicah milo je la kan?


    afiq
    errr...mamidib ada kabar berita dik? senyap jer. hahaha (takde kena mengena dgn n3)

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  19. TijahJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    aripsamat
    nak bancuh teh pun malas. kang nak basuh cawan takde air lak kan..

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  20. Ms.LiliesJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    Kehkehkeh...
    Ini musti mata ko lolap lg kan nok

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  21. Nizam.AriffJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    Jah, rambut kusut masai tak mandi ok lagi...

    Tu mata tak mandi, tu sebab salah ambik botol... hahahaa... peace Jah.

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  22. Ze_MhisJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    muahahaahahahhaaa... sengal tul. kak tij, resipi baru ke? agak2 buat french toast pakai tomyam paste best tak? i loikeee ur blog like orang gilak

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  23. ~June a.k.a UmmyImran~January 27, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Kak,

    Akak pun dah jadik cam KFC, ayam perisa tomyam...akak plak buat roti perisa tomyam...kreatif & innovatif sungguh kak...leh dpt anugerah usahawan innovatif cenggini...kah kah kah...

    p/s: akak x duduk lebender hait lagi ek...kato sikamat tu...

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  24. Mummy RangerJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    hahahah..kak tijah vogue...kelas la menu bfast awal pagi...sandwhich tomyam muahahaha

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  25. zonakuJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    mami capai botol jm sambil pejam mata la tu.. taik mata berselapat



    dah tu, ko kuar cari donut ngan x mandi ler ya kak?

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  26. tasekMJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    tak semayang subuh le tu...






    tuduhannnnnnnnnnnn....

    ha ha.

    :p





    .

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  27. kucingorengemokJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    hahaha, kalau makan kasi abis tu, mesti pelajaran hari ni lajuuuu je masuk kepala

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  28. Chik AttJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    mesti bijik mata terbuka luas hari ni ....

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  29. TijahJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    mimi
    iyo tekau. dia ala2 separa sedar kann...


    aku
    tu nasib baik aku tak susun botol kapur kasut sekali atas meja tu. haruu...


    piah
    tak sodapp. masammm. u like me? mari berdangdut...


    june
    tak dik. akak dok sikamat. sbb cem skolah seri kelana sana ha...


    mummy ranger
    bakers cottage pun tak mampu buat resepi mcm tu kan?


    zonaku
    errr...pandaiii. air takde mandi kena bajet ah. kasi cem dulu, aku thari sket takpe. huhuhu


    tm
    ehhh. amek air semayang takyah pakai air byk. errr...lain la ko kena basuh rambut. (tuduhannnnnn. hahahah)


    kog
    sebab otak cam terkejut gittew kan? ko niari nasi lemak lagi ke?


    chik att
    cikgu ajar sekali terus masuk je...

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  30. ||alis||January 27, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    hahahahhaaha!

    kakak, kalau takde elektrik tuh baru yer la kan tersapu salah jem.. kakakaka!

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  31. AslinaJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    camne la perencah tomyam bleh duduk together2 dengan jem stroberi?? hehehehe...

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  32. julietchunJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    kalo cili giling tak meraung cem,kekekeke

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  33. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    err...
    resepi baru ke ni kak?
    ROTi PERASA TOMYAM.

    nnt tolong bg resepi dia sekali yep!
    keh keh keh keh !

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  34. PUTUBAMBUJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    muahahhaa..!! sabor je lah..

    sian dak cem.. sib baik tak fud poizening..

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  35. LazyfJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    hahaha...
    nk terai la pehni...

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  36. A m m iJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    hahahahhahhah...vadigol samdollah mami dia ni

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  37. KaktinyJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    cem.. auntie tau nape mami jd macam tu.. bukan pasal mamai, tapi pasal dia dh terbayang lunch treat next month.. kehkehkeh.. oppssss... biarlah rahsia.. kahkahkah...

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  38. marinahunnyJanuary 27, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    adoilaaaaa..pecah perut!

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  39. Pemilik Blog NiJanuary 27, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    mami memang lemau dan bau macam kobau kalau tak mandi. haha

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  40. --January 27, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    ooo kak! tade air kak. bukan tade karen.

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  41. isabelleJanuary 27, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    kalo dah terrrmakan tadi, lagi naya.
    xpsl2 berkejar ke toilet yg xde air

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  42. ArinJanuary 27, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    aduihhhhhh..masaaaaaaaakkk!

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  43. Ijah EmoTemoJanuary 27, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    ngahahahahah!! adoii ini mmg lawak!

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  44. Acik ErnaJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    jah..rumah sazah banyak air..

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  45. TijahJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    alis
    ada letrik tapi mata tak bukak abes pun masalah jugek tu dik. haha


    aslina
    kekonon nak save space kan? letak la sebelah menyebelah kekdahnyer.


    juliet
    kalu cili...konfem mc niari tadi.


    jaja
    nanti akak letak kat menu sebelah ehh?


    putu
    takk. tomyam tu masih blm expired. hehe


    lazyf
    silakannn. letak tebal2 sket yer...

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  46. TijahJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    sheila
    nampak na cam tak cukup tido kan?


    tiny
    korekkkkk. hahaha. ladies only la kann? senang nak ketupats.


    marina
    ala...jgn la cenhtuu..


    gc
    sebab apa yer? hahahah.


    fida
    wuishhh. biar takde karen jgn takde air. payah wooo...


    isabelle
    harus la seharian lepak tesco. duduk diam2 tepi toilet. senang kan...


    arin
    nanti kena simpan jauh2 la pes tu kan...


    ijah
    uhukkkk...


    k.erna
    a'ahh. tapi maleh nak poie. dah call sains tadi. kojap laie ado la ni.

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  47. A.IJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    Jah, kaman penah sapu roti ngan jem asam jawa! kowang bleh geng. kahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  48. TijahJanuary 29, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    ai
    hahaha. sian kaman. misti dia syak tu kaya mula2 kan...

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  49. WahidahJanuary 30, 2011 at 4:09 AM

    aperlah rsnya kan..dh la paste tomyam tu pekat giler..hahaha

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  50. TijahFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:45 AM

    wahidah
    rasa nak pengsan. hehehe

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  51. FiqaSalehOctober 17, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    hahahhahah...lawak tergelak kuar aek mata..ahahahahha...tgh imagine ni gimana rupa mkn roti+tomyam

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