Feb 22, 2011

suatu petang...

kemaskan kedudukan.

usalli fardal asri...

assssss salaaaaaaa mualaiiiiii kooooooommmmmmm!

dengar budak sebelah bagi salam.
kuat.

waalaikumsalam!
gua jawab.
masih dalam telekung.

kom apa?
kom bet.
bet apa?
bet men.
men apa?
men tol.
tol apa?
tol lak.

f@%$£$&^£&$(£%^(.("%*£%*£%...
main nyanyi2 rupanya.
kan gua dah mencarut.

nasib baik tak jadi ditahiyat akhir.
Pada

50 comments:

  1. Yunus BadawiFebruary 22, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    Men apa
    men tel

    Dalam bahasa Jawa mentel bermakna gatal

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  2. Yunus BadawiFebruary 22, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    Eh aku first lah hari ni.

    Ko takan tak nak bagi aku ayam rosmeri sebagai hadiah?

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  3. Yunus BadawiFebruary 22, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    Eh second pun aku jugak!

    Sangat bangga hehehe

    Org lain buat apa petang2 mcm ni. Kalau tak mesti dah berkerumun kat n3 ko ni.

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  4. Acik ErnaFebruary 22, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    Tijah..jangan dongar..he he..kan dah runtuh..soalt e..

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  5. hanieFebruary 22, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    hamboihhhh YB...3 skali dia rembat yek..hahaha


    pehh..nasib tak jadi mcm kak tasek..allahuu huwargh2..ekekeke



    *hai kak tasek*

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    kekeke...sib baik ko tak terus join depa men sep-sep-tom-tom ngan telekung, jah wehh!

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  7. kak longFebruary 22, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    woiii..dlm solat pun kau mencarut ko?
    osah ea lak aiii...!hikhikhikhik..!!!

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  8. --February 22, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    kalo mencarut.. air semayang tak batal kan? sebbaik!!

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  9. n.a.j.w.aFebruary 22, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    hahahahaaaaaaa..tak larat teman nak gelak..tijah ni dr planet mana ye? kalo tgh tensen, bca blog ni..confirm release tensen..

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  10. Cik JahFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    jwb salam tu kuat ke idak? kalau jwb pun kuat baru la kenaaa khakhakhakhakahka.....

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  11. Hajjah Noraini @NanieFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    Dalam wudhuk dan bertelekung pun tijah tak 'kebal' yea?..he he he

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  12. DeLancrettLurpakFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    heheeh.. lawak la kak jahh..

    nasib baik tak pegi pintu, pastu jwb
    "waalaikumsalam, masuk laaa.."

    tak pasal2 malu setahun, ahakssss...

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  13. De' NurulFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    sumpah lawak la kak tij. hahahah

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  14. tasekMFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    kalau dah usolli... tak payah jawab la wey...

    ko mmg.
    yg tidak2 je...

    :p








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  15. Ijah EmoTemoFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    hahahahah , ya hampunn... tak menahan ijah duk gelak nihh hahahah

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  16. TijahFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    yb
    amboi gila kuasa ko eh niari bang? hahaha. takpe aku kasi can sekali sekala.


    k.erna
    salam eh kuek kak. kang tak jawab bedoso plak. hihihih


    hanie
    tasik tu memang. dia punya "kawan" ramai bergayut kiri kanan. hahaha. haiii tasss....


    che sue
    cuba buat time isya' tengok. aku keluar dgn telekung mau calibut masing2 lari.


    kak long
    tu la deh kan? nampak na cam dah terbiaso. kahkahkahhhh


    fida
    err...rasanya tak. sbb tak najis kan? err...caner ekk?

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  17. TijahFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    najwa
    saya dari bumi la. mana lagi. hehehe.


    cik jah
    tonasi sedang2 saja. takde la kut sgt...tapi rasanya mak budak2 tu dengar kot.


    aunty
    nampak sgt tak kusyuk kan aunty. err...cucu sihat?


    lurpak
    cepat2 jawab salam tu bukan apa. mana la tau mak dia kirim karipap panas ke kan. kihkihkih


    nurul
    jgn la sumpah saya...


    tm
    etlis gua tak menguap beb. huwarrghhhhhhh! kahkahkahhh...


    ijah
    udah udah la tu jahhh. pegi la masok tido. mengigau kanggg...

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  18. tasekMFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    HAIIIIIIII....


    (hani... jah... ko nampak tak kemahen lagi aku hai hurup besor tu.... maknanya.... aku tengah mengadun molotov koktail!!)




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  19. Nizam.AriffFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    Jah.. boleh pakai juga nasehat ustazah tasikm tu ye...

    Aku musykil nih, sapa yang lawan jawab salam tu? Ko ke?

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  20. tasekMFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    perghh... buat julung kalinya nizam menyokong aku...

    mau hujan gamaknya malam nih..

    he he.



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  21. Ms.LiliesFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    Aku syak ko pun nak join sekaki td kan


    :p



    Psstttt aku takut lak komen tm...aku larik sesiapla ye

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  22. TijahFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    tm
    haiii tassss. elehhhh. macam la aku tak tau. terus terang je la...ko tgh mengadun karipap kann? aaa...tepung ko begentel lagi tak kali ni?


    aku
    sudah la. ko jgn terpedaya dgn dak tas. budak2 tu main jawab2 salam sesama beradik daaa...


    tm
    sejak bila ni korangggg??? sejakkk bilaaa?? ooo. nizamm...tak baik sms dak tas tu. dah tgh malam niii. (tuduhaaannnn...)


    mimi
    hahaha. ko nak lari mana? tingkat 17? dak tas dah ada kat tingkat 10 tu siap2 nak kejar ko.

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  23. tasekMFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    jah.... ko jgn buat tuduhannnnnnnnnnnn....

    aku ni boleh tenang-tenang je.
    nizam tu dia pesen gelabah ayam sikit kalau org tuduh2.

    ha ha.





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  24. TijahFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    tm
    tu yg aku suka tuduh2 dia tu. agak2 dia tengah buat apa skang ni ek tassss?

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  25. f.i.e.z.aFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:37 PM

    seyes gelak sorang2 dpan pc ni.lenkali ada org betol2 bg salam tanak jawab dah kan haha

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  26. tasekMFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    tgh sms awek dia la. ramai awek tu beb...

    tuduhannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...


    ha ha.



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  27. ZRFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    aduiiii...skit perut gelak laaaa...

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  28. TijahFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    fieza
    bolehhh. jawab dlm hati jer. tapi jgn dijamakqasarkan dgn niat solat lak yer?


    tm
    awek? eh. bukan dia dah kawen ke? hahaha


    kazaztan
    syyhhh. nanti jiran sebelah dengar....

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  29. tasekMFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    kawen, kawen jugak.
    awek, awek jugak.

    tuduhannnnnnnnnn.....






    harus menanges gak nya mamat nih kita kerjakan.

    ha ha.

    :p



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  30. TijahFebruary 22, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    tm
    aku syak dia tgh doa tolak bala skang nih. takpe kita tunggu siang sikit ekkk....

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  31. aza niFebruary 23, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    aku ingat salah masuk blog
    blog kerjakan dak nizam
    tak mengapalah

    anyway
    biasalahkan jah
    time time angkat takbir
    ada je orang tekan loceng
    bagi salamlah
    time time maghrib isyak tak de pula

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  32. aza niFebruary 23, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    assalamualaikum jah
    lupa bagi salam kat atas tadik

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  33. n Z r AFebruary 23, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

    tenkiu la kak. u med mai dey!

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  34. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    hahahaha!!!kak,kurang pahala tu..mencarut dalam keadaan bertelekung plak :P

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  35. Dr SingaFebruary 23, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    men apa ..men-tol
    tol apa ..to-lak
    lak apa.. lak-se
    se apa.. se-pak !!

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  36. Golden RoseFebruary 23, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    salam perkenalan....suke entry2 kak...lawak & menghiburkan...

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  37. loti mukhtarFebruary 23, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    awat kak tijah tak sambung menyanyi sekali?
    :-D

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  38. KasehFebruary 23, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    wakakakakaka...adoihaii...senak perut den ketawa..

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  39. Chik AttFebruary 23, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    huwaaaa... kalau aku dah kena flayinng kick dah ...

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  40. LazyfFebruary 23, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Hahahahahaha...hahahahahaha...

    i lap u la Kak Tij...

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  41. Pemilik Blog NiFebruary 23, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    pegi lempang je seko2 budak2 tu. haha

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  42. Nizam.AriffFebruary 23, 2011 at 2:21 PM

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  43. Nizam.AriffFebruary 23, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    salam jah, tas,
    aku tgh menghayati tentang kematian nih... nak join?

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  44. tentangseseorangFebruary 23, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    alah... ko dulu kekecik camtuh jugak eh. :p

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  45. fzy fuzzyFebruary 24, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    hahahahaha...terbaik!!!!

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  46. TijahFebruary 24, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    azani
    hehehe. tuan blog ni mmg suka cari pasal dgn org bang. kalu org bagi salam lepas isya'...saya buat derk je la.


    nzra
    same2 adik...


    puan capa
    lenkali nak kena amek wudu' balik ekk?


    dr singa
    lepas part se pak...terus sepak budak2 tu widaut hezitet kan? hahaha


    golden rose
    hai. salam kenal 2u2. :D


    lotikus
    mane lehh. kena sambung semayang la plak...


    kaseh
    yer. tak bagus berduka nestapa...


    chik att
    garang taww cikgu nihhh...


    lazyf
    lap u too..dgn tisu. kihkihkih


    gc
    kang mak dia lempang aku balik caner?


    aku
    baik lahh. damailah engkau disana...ehh!


    ady
    mana ada. aku dulu nyanyi lagu omputeh jer. london bridge is falling down misalnye...


    fzy
    ala. jangan laaa....

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  47. ASHFebruary 25, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    ...budak mana tu. tolong pi sekeh sekali!

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  48. PUTUBAMBUFebruary 28, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    hehehe..! sabar je lah

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  49. TijahMarch 2, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    k.ash
    budak umah sebelah. hahah


    putu
    kannnn? separuh dr iman tu..

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  50. intan.maisarahMarch 3, 2011 at 8:48 AM

    lepasni leh ajak main polis sentri

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