Dec 5, 2012

soban


ini turban namo eh.
kependekan tudung + serban gek eh.
tengah in skang jangan memain.
sey pun unjok la kek ayah sey.

"yah, lawa tak kok pakai cenia pagi rayo?"

"lawa..."

"tapi jangan bawak poie mesojid lak" sambung beliau.

"alak yah?"

"kau kok disuruh eh oghang ke dopan jadi imam" ujar beliau sambil mengupas petai.

mmm...
tak sukker lettew!

 
hello daddy!
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40 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 5, 2012 at 6:39 PM

    weird.. kihkih

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  2. jas imranDecember 5, 2012 at 7:37 PM

    pandai ayah kak tijah bagi nasihat... ;)

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  3. DeLancrettLurpakDecember 5, 2012 at 8:23 PM

    kehkehkeh,


    jgn tetibo lak baco khutbah.. kehkehkeh

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  4. ibuintanDecember 5, 2012 at 8:46 PM

    kikikiki.. kok jd imam apo ayat ea nak dibaco

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  5. Cik AzzDecember 5, 2012 at 9:51 PM

    Pesen tu namo ehh tudung terbang... tu yang jadi turban tu... hehehe..

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  6. bilabudakkampungtravelDecember 5, 2012 at 10:53 PM

    heheh.. kelakar. Suka Suka

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  7. Huda RamleeDecember 5, 2012 at 11:34 PM

    Pendek dan padat.x payah nak bebel pjg

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  8. Hungry IbanDecember 5, 2012 at 11:44 PM

    Tijah,

    Den ni bukan Muslim.
    tapi den raso molek lagi kalu Muslimah pakai tudung yang tutup dado.
    bukan turban, bonggol unta, etc tu.

    Kek opis den dulu, ado sorang minah ni ha. Lawo pon lawo. tudung cantik jo tp tutup dado. Bukan tudung cam tudung labuh ustazah tu.

    tudung minah ni tudung kaler wanawani tapi labuh.

    Sweet sangat.

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  9. aza niDecember 6, 2012 at 2:39 AM

    iras yuna,jah....

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  10. Mama MikhaylDecember 6, 2012 at 7:09 AM

    ahahahaha....u makes my nite....high five kat ayah tijah ;)

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  11. TijahDecember 6, 2012 at 7:19 AM

    cikilolo
    but true kan?


    jas imran
    halus sindiran dia kan?


    mim
    hahaha. mano tungkek den tadii??


    ibuintan
    baco ompek kul yo sonang kit kak. surah lain tak lancar...


    k.azz
    tingga anak eh yo yg bolah dalam tu. kihkih

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  12. TijahDecember 6, 2012 at 7:26 AM

    2langkahdibelakang
    mekasih. btw bila nak 2langkahkedepan lak? hehe guwau jer


    huda
    aji usop mmg klakar tapi dlm pada tu sedas dia bagi...


    mizz coki
    haiii!(lambai ratu)
    sekrg ni istilah bertudung tak lagi bermakna menutup aurat sepenuhnya bila dah terlampau dikuasai fesyen kan? kudos to ur fren. salam kenal anyway.


    amn
    mmg yuna pun tu. kat msia ni dia pioneer kot rasanya.


    mama mikhayl
    meh la datang borak ngan aji usop. eh dia ada byk teka teki tau, tapi semua tak logik...

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  13. hanieDecember 6, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    tak usah la kak nk pakai gitu
    dah rupe sarang tebuan bertenggek atas kepala..
    hilang gojes yu nt

    hahaha

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  14. Nizam.AriffDecember 6, 2012 at 10:32 AM

    hmm.... nak tanya pendapat ko Jah,

    Kalau tok imam pakai serban corak bunga-bunga kembang setaman, apa jadi ek? Sunnah dah hilang ek?

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  15. TijahDecember 6, 2012 at 10:38 AM

    Hanie
    Takkkk. Takkan pakai kot. Kalau akak pakai tolong bawak akak jumpa bomoh ekkk


    Nizam
    Mmm. Nak ckp mcm mana ek? Mgkn imam tu lebih sesuai pegi konsert erikah badu kalu mcm tu. Huhu

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  16. ZarinAzizDecember 6, 2012 at 11:04 AM

    hahaha..comel la ayah ni

    x pernah terlintas nak cuba test try testing turban..x tergamak

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  17. kakngahDecember 6, 2012 at 11:55 AM

    kehkehkeh!!
    ekau tak tanyo sazah lak ko???

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  18. AidahDecember 6, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    Bukan takat pesen ghambut yo yang nak samo laki pompuan. Pesen tudung pun centu gak kan.

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  19. tasekMDecember 7, 2012 at 12:02 AM

    ko pakai la jah.
    aku tak nak.
    aku rasa mcm kepala alien...

    yuna tu elok je.
    kat aku ni je yg buruk.



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  20. LeeDecember 7, 2012 at 1:47 AM

    Hi Tijah, Wow! I sure love your stylish, very elegant tudung style. Outstanding!
    Ini bila nampak boleh hantam back of a bus when driving, or walk into a lamp post or jalan masuk longkang...when see you walking by, ha ha.

    Allow me to say you really have beautiful eyes....boleh lupa nama mak.
    Have a beautiful weekend and keep a song in your heart.
    Best regards from across the ocean,
    Lee.

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  21. zoora qushairiDecember 7, 2012 at 9:59 AM

    saya..kalau pakai.....ermm aaaa....merudum jatuh keyakinan diri ai ;p

    tak konpiden la pulak.

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  22. isabelle franklyDecember 7, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    wahahaha.
    he's got a strong point though.ekekeke

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  23. adibahDecember 7, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    gambar 1: tingat zaman skolah rendah, ada kengkawan yg pakai macam ni... bebalut kepala penuh ubat kutu.

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  24. AnonymousDecember 8, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    Salam.
    Loving this post. Ur dad sure is a funny guy and pure genius! Hope u could share his views on any issue. Love to hear how he puts out his thoughts on the matters. Thanks once again!

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  25. Lady WindsorDecember 8, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    tijah,
    aku rasa kan bukan sumer orang seswai pakai soban cam yuna tu kan...maybe kena tengok bentuk muka gak aa..err aku suka tengok jer, tak sker pakai..

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  26. Dr KDecember 8, 2012 at 8:38 PM

    bahahahah..kot naik moto bawak roti, org igt Bai Roti...haha

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  27. TijahDecember 8, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    zarin
    time kasih. mesti ayah saya kembang kalau baca ni. saya yg duduk kampung ni mesti orang bajet nak kesawah kalu pakai mcm tu.


    kngah
    hahaha. tak wok. sazah kalu ditanyo jawapan eh laie menyakitkan ati.


    k.aidah
    sey masih tak nampak logik eh pesen centu kak. pada yg berani pakai tu mmg die-die la kan.


    tas
    aku tak sanggup weh. aah kan? dulu kan ada citer alien yg kepala dia cam kon tu. apa tajuk ntah tak ingat plak.


    uncle lee
    hi uncle. dats not me la uncle, itu yuna the singer. hehe. but yes. i do hv pair of beautiful eyes. hikhik. ini tak menahan punya confession. matilamak.


    zoora
    saya pulak, selalu bayangkan macam baru lepas basuh rambut...kita balut tuala tebal2 pastu kan. haaa. bayangkan keluar rumah mcm tu.


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  28. TijahDecember 8, 2012 at 11:26 PM

    isabelle
    sharp kan? menusuk ke jantung terus.


    dib
    hahaha. aku penah kena dulu masa tadika. busuk oiii ubat tu. dah letak ubat, balut tebal2, pastu sarung lak ngan shower cap. jgnkan kutu, biawak pun bleh lemas dalam tu.


    wandering thoughts
    yes he is. funny yet scary. stories abt him, there r plenty of them. will post it later. thanks for dropping by then.


    lady windsor
    kan? dia pun biasa kita nampak pakai mcm tu utk perform which is appropriate la jugak kot. tapi kalu cam kita ni, pakai nak ke opis, naik plak lrt....errrr payah nak imagine akibat dia tu.


    daddy ziyyad
    baiyaaa. roti bijan satuuu. kaya lebih. hahahaha

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  29. IrfaDecember 10, 2012 at 5:00 PM

    hehe..yuna pakai je lawa
    org lain pakai..no komen :)

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  30. TijahDecember 11, 2012 at 7:09 PM

    Irfa
    Sbb dia berleher jinjang kot. Cuba yg dabelcin ni pakai. Mmm...mesti sesuatu

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  31. Yunus BadawiDecember 11, 2012 at 11:30 PM

    Bisa nasihat Hj Usop tu ... hehehe

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  32. kay_areDecember 12, 2012 at 1:52 PM

    memang speechless habis.. silap2 kne bagi tazkirah sekali nanti.. lol

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  33. ASHDecember 13, 2012 at 8:53 AM

    Jah,
    jomput Yuna datang jumpa Hj Usop, hehehe
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    aku kalau nak sengeh, datang jengok blog ni kejap.
    thank you Jah...

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  34. dakwanieDecember 14, 2012 at 11:13 AM

    kalau pakai naik motor... tak yah pakai helmet ni beb.....

    -----www.dakwanie.com----------

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  35. ||alis||December 14, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    Agaga...

    Istifar byk2 kakjah...

    Haha... Istifarrrr...

    Tp..

    Nak pakai sok jgn lupo mo den.

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  36. Madam SooyareeDecember 15, 2012 at 1:18 PM

    Serban Haji Usop lagi kerlasss.. siap ada cop mohor kekadang kannn

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  37. Mak PiahDecember 19, 2012 at 5:30 AM

    Tijah:

    MP cakap kat budak yang pakai soban tu hari...dan mendapatlah MP jelingan tajam.. hehehe. Dah tak pakai dah soban soban nih dia.. Thank U to ur ayah.

    X

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  38. TijahDecember 30, 2012 at 10:06 PM

    yb
    dia kalu sound mmg lembut tapi makan dalam.


    kay_are
    saya mmg selalu kalah dgn aji usop.


    k.ash
    ala kak. mentang2 la kita dah tak rajin update dia singgah kejap je ekk?? sobs!


    dakwanie
    kannn? shock absorbance tuuuu...


    alis
    kalu mak pakai jugak sok ko jgn lupa bawak mak pegi berubat darul syifa yer?


    sooyaree
    made in china ada. made in korea ada. u name it. haha


    mp
    hahahaha. terbaru kan. kita ada bela ikan tapi malas bagi makan. aji usop dapat tau dia marah. bolo binatang tapi tak bagi makan...baik bolo polong. blehhh?



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  39. Akukah?January 28, 2013 at 10:42 AM

    hahahhaa... "baik bolo polong" kelasss giler

    abis suda langgor pantang!! x bley jadik silent reader dah..

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  40. TijahMarch 14, 2013 at 12:40 PM

    akukah
    haiiii. jom ngeteh dgn aji usop nak?

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